You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Can I color on your dick again?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
wow bdsm is so cute
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
