I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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