do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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