I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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