ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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