My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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