Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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