Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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