im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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