If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
two words: eviction party
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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