scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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