Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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