I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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