Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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