his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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