My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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