Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm passing your future prison.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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