Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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