you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize