Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I could fuck to npr.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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