shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
So squirting runs in the family.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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