Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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