the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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