It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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