He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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