Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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