She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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