I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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