I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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