R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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