After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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