so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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