Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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