I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
