is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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