im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The best revenge is premature balding
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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