No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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