do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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