Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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