Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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