He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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