So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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