ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
My pussy is not your playground.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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