How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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