That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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