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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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