Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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