I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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