2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You can't special order awesome
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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