She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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