I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
oh god the rape fog is back!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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