therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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