She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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